August 2010
52 posts
“I reach out to those within the homosexual community…”
– But she’ll vigorously wash her hands after. GAY GERMS! Link
“We can’t govern Australia by legislation based on pleasing each group who wants...”
– Except Christians, truly the most important group of them all! Link
“…on Sunday I was in Townsville where I gave blood…”
– See? Only loving, compassionate people give blood! Link
“Respect & understanding goes both ways….I extend the hand of...”
– Unless, of course, they’re not Christian, white, heterosexual and married! Link
“Medical and social scientific research contends that sexual orientation is not a...”
– Oh my… that does sound abusive! Someone save those poor children and give them the life they deserve - one totally dictated by a wholesome, repressive Christian doctrine. Link
Gay mum launches action after candidate's remark →
“…I believe that the most optimum situation for a child is to have a father and a mother,” she told ABC Radio’s PM program.
“I have Muslim friends … but we’re not a Muslim country and we...”
– Wendy in The Courier-Mail today, gabbing about her totally awesome views. She’s so dreamy! Link
The day the wisdom died
Frankly, it’s a national tragedy that Wendy Francis has stopped tweeting. A small handful of people were offended by her insightful and inspiring tweets on gay marriage, single mothers and unwed women, but that is hardly a reason for her silence.
Brilliance of this magnitude needs to be shared with the world, loudly and - if necessary - by force. Come back, Wendy! The hethens of...
“Our suspicion is that he is doing this for self-interest and in terms of federal...”
– Family First Victoria chairman Peter Lake, one of Wendy’s esteemed colleagues, about the disendorsement of another candidate who appears to support gay marriage.
The clear question here… why is everyone in the shower, and how come this guy is there early? Link
Selling Jesus →
Wendy has a wide range of community experience, namely her role as marketing manager for Queensland Baptists. She aint just a pretty face, mother and messenger of God - she’s a career woman!
“So, next time a Dad phones home from work and says to his kids, “Tell mum I’ll...”
– Wendy only approves of G-Rated advertising. Anything featuring caffeine, lycra or unmarried women is strictly immoral. Link
“I look forward to serving as a Family First senator on behalf of the great State...”
– Well… God did create the universe in six days, so anything is possible!
We want Wendy! →
Strangely, this news.com.au article about Wendy and her visionary comments doesn’t carry her photo. Instead there’s a stock photo of two blokes in tuxedos holding hands. One looks less white than the other too…
Why no photo of Wendy? We want Wendy! Share her image with the world.
“The gay slur thing; I am not homophobic”
– Oh my Lord, no! Who suggested she was? Wendy is all about the love, bitches! Link
“We had a stolen generation and we saw that that social experiment left children...”
– She’s right, you know. The forced removal of thousands of indigenous children from their families is exactly the same thing as a child being raised by gay parents. Or a single parent. Link
“One thing I can guarantee you is that I speak plainly, without sophisticated...”
– You said it, girlfriend! Link
“…I was part of a Marriage Delegation which met in Canberra with...”
– Wendy’s newsletter is as riveting as it is well designed. In the most recent edition (from March), she talks about her exceptionally significant trip to Canberra to save Australians from the evils of gay marriage. And girl hammed it up with Tony Abbott! Friends in high places.
Family First candidate's gay Twitter slur →
“Thousands of Twitter users blasted Francis for her comments after they were made on Sunday on the social networking site.”
“I thought the other day I am glad my mother isn’t alive today”
– This wise gem comes from one of Wendy’s many passionate and intelligent supporters, on the Australian Conservative website. Link
“It’s not scaremongering. It’s not racism. Australians are concerned that...”
– Wendy Francis can see a lot of relevance in comments made by dumped Liberal MP David Barker. He’s the delightful guy who made anti-Muslim comments on Facebook. But forget what you’ve read - Wendy reckons he’s OK. Link
“Suggesting that people don’t sleep around and give their body to anyone on a...”
– Daddy, I know you’re going to be upset… ‘cause I was always your little girl. Link
“hoping to get to the ekka this week amongst the busyness of campaigning”
– Don’t miss the goats! They’re so cute. Link
Wendy: listed →
Wendy is quite popular on Twitter - people love following her! Check out some of the lists that fellow Twits have put her in.
“Why would we change something that has been around forever? Why would we all of...”
– Because things that have always been should NEVER be changed! Slavery, giving women the vote and so on.. Link
“You can only imagine the psychological implications for the child who is forced...”
– How could anyone not in a married, heterosexual couple be SO selfish as to want a child? Link
Womens (sic) legs in suspenders! →
Wendy is also a passionate fashion critic. Just check out this ripper blog about a t-shirt in KMart with very objectionable content on it!
“It’s not our choice to say which kids can’t have a mother or a...”
– And any mum or dad will do! Link
“The Prime Minister’s disregard for the Australian people is equalled by her...”
– I know, right? Did you know Julia Gillard isn’t even MARRIED? And her boyfriend is a hairdresser! Just wrong. Link
“working on our G Rated Billboard art - looking great!”
– It’s a picture of Jesus! Link
“Unhappy with both major parties? Give this fresh un-politician your vote and see...”
– “Un-politician”? Come now! You’re just being modest, Wendy. Link
“This election could change politics in Aus with people unhappy with major...”
– Anyone who talks in the third person should be elevated to the highest level of power! Link
“If KRudd could get a gig on brekky tv surely I’m worth looking at? Tell...”
– Just what every Australian needs to see first thing in the morning. Link
“I welcome Labor’s late pledge on school chaplains. Major parties r...”
– It’ll be a national disaster if Wendy isn’t elected to the Senate! Link
“Atheist Prime Minister & atheist Greens with senate balance of power equals...”
– If the road isn’t lined with Churches, it aint worth travelling down! Link
“The major parties are too scared to speak up for what is right. They are too...”
– Amen! They particularly want to discuss further Wendy’s link between gay marriage and child abuse. Link
“Got some groovy shirts done, by far best polly shirts in this election. Want...”
– Anyone who says “groovy” is clearly in touch with the people. You go girl! Link
“I’ve got core flute boards - you’ve got a grass strip - let’s...”
– Wendy… are you hitting on me?! Link
“OK every time you hear the words “going forward” you donate a dollar...”
– Oh dear.. this is awkward. Who’s going to tell Wendy it’s actually “moving forward”? Link
“Gay marriage = kids with no mothers or no fathers, parent-less generation;...”
– YES! Wendy for PM! Link
“Children in homosexual relationships are subject to emotional abuse....”
– Don’t get Wendy started on Lady Gaga either… (she deleted this tweet, so I can’t link to the original)
“Released statement today calling on Labor & Coalition to end gay marriage...”
– Link
“first Prime Minister in a de facto relationship shows her willingness to degrade...”
– This evil Julia Gillard must be stopped! Or, at the very least, forced to procreate. Link
“Preparing for the big debate in the morning on Sunrise Ch7 with Australian Sex...”
– You heard it right, folks! Debates about same sex marriage are destructive, but a debate with the Australian Sex Party is good shit! Link